Have you ever wondered why cats are so darn strange? They are the sneakiest little fur balls. Don’t get me wrong, I love my cat, but she often makes me feel like i’m the crazy one. Oh and don’t let me tell her she is a cat and not human. The way she rolls her eyes and falls asleep right after… omg.
Thank you for being a part of our family. You keep us company, sleep all over the house, and your favorite toys are boxes that come free with every order that arrives. I would love to know why you feel the need to hit us with your tail. And what’s up with the strange look you give us when we talk to you? It’s as though you want us to read your mind, but if we do you start to look like the Lion King dying to ROAR. I want you to know that we love you and will continue to buy you food (because we are scared). Although you think you are a human, you are really a cat. Not a tiger, or a lion, A CAT. Sorry for hurting your feelings, but you must know the truth.
Your Human Family